submitted by RON ROBERTI
Author unknown




The following is a telephone exchange 
between a hotel guest and room-service:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin.  
Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought 
I dialed room-service."

RS: " Rye .  Roon sirbees...morrin!  
Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

G: "Uh.....  Yes, I'd like to 
order bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: ".....What??"

RS: "Ow July den?!?...  
pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?  
Sorry...  scrambled, please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I...  don't think so"

RS: "No?  Judo wan sahn toes???"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I 
don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? 
Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "Oh, English muffin!!!  
I've got it!  You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?!?"

G: "I mean butter...  
just put the butter on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes.  Coffee, please...  
and that's everything."

RS: "One Minnie.  Scramah egg, 
crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on
sigh and copy..  rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjooberrymuds."

G: "You're welcome."