The Aloha hotel
Read Henry "Andy" Andrechyn´s honed ONA story!
Have a ball in Malaga with the ONA crew!
by Andy Andrechyn
Sol Aloha Playa Hotel, Benalmadena, Malaga.
FIRST CHAPTERAn ONA crew arrived in Malaga Spain and checked into the bar before
The hotel was the Aloha where the bar
was like a local candy store that had a
large picture window that people could
look into if they wished.
Caravaggio, Resting after fleeing from Egypt
The flight engineer passed out on the
table visible to outsiders who viewed
flight attendants pouring wine into his
navel and sucking the wine out.
The management asked the crew to retire
as the party was getting out of hand.
Troupe de Mademoiselle Eglantine,
The hotel part of the complex
was towards the rear, separated
by a long walk from the bar.
Along the walk there was a swimming
pool and you wouldn't think a flight
crew would do a dumb thing like
pushing someone into the pool.
But there was a
dumbell in the crowd and someone got
pushed in. Then someone who tried to
keep the pushed person in, fell in
Before long the whole crew were in
the pool with their uniforms,
wallets, purses, watches etc.
The management had to come out
and ask the crew to retire.
One of the stews offered her room
to have everyone to dry off.
The uniform pants and jackets
shirts were hung on the outside
railing to dry off and towels
were provided while the drying
process was taking place. With
nothing to do they continued
Antonio Pollaiuolo (1431/32-1498) Italy
Battle of the Nudes, ca. 1489
As some of the
males opened the door to check on the drying progress their clothes were
sailed off the 7th floor and their towels were zipped off leaving them naked with only
shoes in one hand and a drink in the other.
They made their way to the elevator to retrieve their garments only to hear American
female tourists coming up the elevator.
The only thing they had to cover their private
parts with were their shoes.
After the screaming stopped they made their way down to the ground
level only to find most of the clothes wound up in the palm trees.
Tommy Kalfenbach offered to climb the trees to retrieve the clothes.
After falling off from the 10 foot
level for the 4th time they decided it was a lost cause.
Some of the naughty stews found
some of the shirts painted "I love you" on them and sent them to their homes.
Best of my knowledge no divorces decrees were issued.
Divorce statistics graph /
PICASSO - Dora Maar, November 1937
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